Unbelievable Japan Getaway: Hotel R9 The Yard Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving into my chaotic love-hate affair with Hotel R9 The Yard Awaits! in Japan. And let me tell you, it was an experience. This isn't your sanitized, perfectly-edited travel blog post. This is the real, messy, unfiltered me, spilling the tea (or maybe the lukewarm sake, depending on how the day went) on this place.
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Right, so let's get this train wreck started. First impressions? Pretty…industrial. I mean, the “Yard” part is accurate. Lots of concrete, metal, and a vaguely utilitarian vibe. But hey, I'm not here for the ambiance, I'm here for the experience, and maybe to escape my own backyard, and I had hoped more for a slice of the Japanese lifestyle.
Accessibility (Kind of…):
Okay, here is where things got a little…complicated. They say "Facilities for disabled guests," and they have an elevator. Great! But then you realize the corridors are a bit cramped, and the "accessible" rooms (which, thankfully, I didn’t actually need, but I did check)…were, let's say, designed by someone who's never actually used a wheelchair. The shower? Tiny. The turning radius in the bathroom? Non-existent. Sigh. If you absolutely need a truly accessible space, double-check everything with the hotel beforehand, maybe send some measurements. Don't trust the online photos 100%.
(And because I’m already thinking about it, I'll throw in a little rant about that too:
- Wheelchair Accessible: They do, but with caveats).
Rooms, Glorious Rooms?
- Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes and it has many room decorations that are all clean.
Cleanliness and Safety (Probably the best bit):
This is where R9 (thankfully) shines. I'm a bit of a clean freak, especially these days, and I was super impressed. The "Daily disinfection in common areas" was no joke. The staff was religiously scrubbing everything, all the time. I saw staff diligently cleaning everything. And they had hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE! (Bless you, R9, bless you.) Individually-wrapped food options at breakfast were a nice touch, and I felt reasonably safe. Bonus points for the "Staff trained in safety protocol", too.
- Anti-viral cleaning products Good!
- Breakfast in room No, but a near-by shop is available (see below).
- Breakfast takeaway service Not really.
- Cashless payment service Excellent!
- Daily disinfection in common areas Superb.
- Doctor/nurse on call Not that I know of (but didn't need).
- First aid kit Probably.
- Hand sanitizer Everywhere - love.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing Seemed to be the case.
- Hygiene certification Hopefully.
- Individually-wrapped food options Yes.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter Mostly enforced.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services Seemed so.
- Room sanitization opt-out available Unsure if they actually have it, which is fine, no complaints.
- Rooms sanitized between stays. Definitely.
- Safe dining setup Mostly.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items Yep.
- Shared stationery removed Yes.
- Staff trained in safety protocol Yes.
- Sterilizing equipment Yep.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Hungry Tourist's Perspective):
Okay, let's talk sustenance. The "Restaurants" are… singular. There is a restaurant, and the "Buffet in restaurant" for breakfast is… well, it is food. I found the "Asian breakfast" more bearable than the "Western breakfast" options, which felt a bit sad. The "Coffee shop" was basically a vending machine that dispensed… something. The "Bottle of water" was always appreciated.
Here is one of my favorite parts of this review
- Desserts in restaurant Nope.
- Happy hour Definitely no, but happy after seeing the room and being away from the world.
- Poolside bar No.
- Restaurants One and only.
- Salad in restaurant No.
- Soup in restaurant No.
- Vegetarian restaurant No.
- Western cuisine in restaurant Very basic.
My biggest issue with the food Well it's not quite an issue. There is a small 7-Eleven and Lawson, down the street. Food is simple, and there is enough for everyone.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Or Not):
- Body wrap No.
- Fitness center Nope.
- Foot bath Nope.
- Gym/fitness No.
- Massage No.
- Pool with view Nope.
- Sauna No.
- Spa No.
- Spa/sauna No.
- Steamroom No.
- Swimming pool No.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] No.
Okay, so the "ways to relax" are pretty minimal. There's a "Terrace," which is basically just a glorified balcony. This place isn't exactly geared towards pampering. You're here to sleep, shower, and – ideally – go out and do things. "Things to do" at the hotel? Not much. But the location is pretty convenient for getting around, so that's a plus.
Services and Conveniences (The Handy Bits):
- Air conditioning in public area Yes.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events Probably not.
- Business facilities Nope, really.
- Cash withdrawal Nope.
- Concierge No, they mostly seem to be at the desk.
- Contactless check-in/out Yes! And I LOVED it. So efficient.
- Convenience store Not on-site, but a 7-Eleven a block away.
- Currency exchange Don’t think so.
- Daily housekeeping Yes. And they were thorough.
- Doorman No.
- Dry cleaning No.
- Elevator Yes.
- Essential condiments At the shop, and the restaurant's.
- Facilities for disabled guests As I said, mixed bag.
- Food delivery No.
- Gift/souvenir shop No.
- Indoor venue for special events Maybe the breakfast area?
- Invoice provided Sure.
- Ironing service No.
- Laundry service No.
- Luggage storage Yes.
- Meeting/banquet facilities Doubtful.
- Meetings Nope.
- Meeting stationery No.
- On-site event hosting Nah.
- Outdoor venue for special events No.
- Projector/LED display Haha, no.
- Safety deposit boxes Yes.
- Seminars No.
- Shrine No.
- Smoking area Yes, a designated one.
- Terrace Yes.
- Wi-Fi for special events Highly doubtful.
- **Xerox/
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, brochure-perfect itinerary. This is MY potential breakdown of a trip to Hotel R9 The Yard Ashikaga Fukutomi Sano, Japan. And let me tell you, if I actually make it, it's going to be a glorious, messy adventure.
Day 1: Tokyo Tango & Train Troubles (and Ramen Dreams!)
Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Tokyo Arrival! Okay, smooth sailing, everyone! Except… I'm pretty sure I forgot my noise-canceling headphones. Disaster! Flight lands. Breathe in the crisp Japanese air. Breathe out the stress of international travel. Head to the train station (Pray I don't get lost, I ALWAYS get lost). Hopefully, the Japanese rail system lives up to its legendary reputation. If not, I'm blaming my lack of sleep.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Train to Ashikaga Fukutomi Sano. This is where the real test begins. Will I be able to navigate the train system without accidentally ending up in Hokkaido? Maybe I should write survival tips. Also, prepare my snack (it is vital for a long train ride). Hopefully, find a decent bento box to devour during the voyage.
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Fuel Up! Assuming I’ve successfully navigated the train, I'll be ravenous. The mission is simple: find the best ramen within a 10-minute radius of the hotel. I've got my ramen-ranking app loaded and ready. Cross my fingers for a hidden gem, preferably with a spicy kick.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Hotel Reconnaissance & Collapse. Check in to Hotel R9. R9 is giving me those minimalist, industrial vibes. Hopefully, the room is clean and the shower has good water pressure. I need to actually relax because I'm always like “Oh, I don't need to relax, I am fine” but the truth is I have a mental breakdown every week. I'll immediately collapse on the bed for a power nap (or maybe two). Jet lag is a beast.
Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Ashikaga Exploration (Attempt). After a nap recovery, I'll venture out. No grand plans. Just wander, soak in the atmosphere, and embrace the unfamiliar. If I stumble upon a cool hidden shrine or a quirky local market, that's a win. If I get lost, that's even more of a win (in a weird, masochistic kind of way).
Night (7:00 PM - late): Ramen ROUND TWO – Or maybe a completely different cuisine. I'm thinking yakitori. Or sushi. Or maybe just another bowl of ramen. The decision is the journey. (And probably the ramen)
Day 2: Flower Power & Factory Finds (and a Deep Dive!)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ashikaga Flower Park. This is the main reason why I’m here. I'm picturing myself, gazing at the wisteria tunnels, bathed in beautiful light. Praying it's actually as magical as the photos. I'm also accepting that I might get FOMO if I don't see the perfect bloom. Prepare for Instagram overload. Maybe bring some tissue, I cry at everything.
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Food, Obviously. Hopefully, the Flower Park has some food options. If not, back to ramen. Or anything at all. I could survive on onigiri and convenience store snacks for a week, tbh.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Industrial Charm? – Consider a visit to a local sake brewery or a traditional craft workshop if I'm feeling a bit adventurous. Or, I'll do nothing. I'm good at doing nothing. Sometimes, the best travel days are the ones with no agenda.
Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Hotel R9 Relaxation & Review. Back to the hotel for some serious chill time. Write a review of the place. Is the bed comfy? How's the Wi-Fi? Is the staff nice (important!). Maybe light some incense and read a book, trying to find some inner peace.
Night (7:00 PM - late): Repeat as needed. I might just get another ramen. Or maybe venture out to a completely different place. This time, I'll ask some locals for any tips.
Note: These are just ideas, people. My itinerary is malleable, and I'll probably deviate from it at least five times a day. Embracing the chaos is key. And ramen. Ramen is always key. Also, I'll definitely have a few meltdowns along the way, but hopefully, they'll be worth it! Wish me luck!
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Unbelievable Japan Getaway: Hotel R9 The Yard - FAQ (Because You *Need* to Know!)
(Prepare for a slightly… chaotic journey into the world of roadside luxury. You've been warned.)
Okay, spill the beans! Is Hotel R9 The Yard actually *cool*, or is it just… a roadside hotel?
Alright, settle down. “Cool” is a loaded word, right? Let's be real. Hotel R9 The Yard *isn't* going to be gracing the cover of Architectural Digest. Think… minimalist chic meets… well, pre-fab construction vibes. But here’s the thing: I *loved* it. Seriously. It's weird, it's efficient, and it's got this strange, almost defiant charm. Like, "Yeah, we're on the highway, so what?" It definitely doesn't scream "romantic getaway," more like "perfect basecamp for exploring Japan." I'm not gonna lie, there was a tiny part of me that was initially disappointed. After the pictures, I was expecting something different. But then I spent like a week using it and that feeling quickly vanished.
What's with the 'The Yard' bit? Are we talking a massive, sprawling lawn? (Because I'm picturing sheep, and I'm into that.)
Haha, no sheep, my friend. Sadly. “The Yard” refers to the…well, the area in front of your little container-esque room. It's not *huge*, but it's enough for a table and two chairs. Think of it as your own little private outdoor space. I actually *struggled* with this. I kept expecting it to have some kind of park-like atmosphere with trees and a swing set. It seemed too small for a hotel, but then I thought about how it was going to be used and I was able to accept it a lot more.
The rooms... are they, like, shoeboxes? Claustrophobia is a real concern.
Okay, here's where the "container-esque" thing really kicks in. They *are* compact. Let’s be honest, they're not mansions. But they are cleverly designed! Every inch is used efficiently. You've got a bed (comfy!), a tiny desk, a bathroom (spotless!), and enough room to, you know, *live*. I'm not a fan of tight spaces, and I was actually surprised at how comfortable I felt there. It's not luxurious in the giant, sprawling suite sense, but it’s perfectly functional, and again, for the price, it was fantastic. I *will* say this: if you're traveling with a lot of luggage and have a tendency to hoard things the size could be a problem. Pack light. Seriously, pack light.
I'm a picky eater. Is there a breakfast situation, or am I on my own with convenience store sushi?
Oh, the breakfast. This is the *real* test. It's not a gourmet feast, let's put it that way. Usually it's your standard Japanese fare: rice, miso soup, maybe some grilled fish, the usual suspects. But here’s the key: they did a lovely job. It wasn’t *amazing*, but it filled me up and got the day started. Sometimes they’ll have the scrambled eggs, sometimes a curry. I only went for the breakfast once, but the food was great.
Location, location, location. Where *exactly* are these hotels popping up? Remote countryside or more central?
Here's the deal – they're generally more geared towards the road-tripping, exploring-the-lesser-known-Japan crowd. Think strategic locations near highways and scenic routes. Some are in more "central" cities, but they're often *just* a little outside the super-bustling tourist areas. It really depends on the specific location you’re going to. I stayed in a few during a multi-day road trip, and it was perfect for that. Close to the highway, easy to find, and a welcome sight after a long drive. Sometimes those highway hotels are a godsend, you know? After wrestling with Japan’s public transport for a week, it feels magical to pull up to a hotel with your own car.
Okay, but what about the *vibe*? Is it a soulless, corporate experience?
This is where it gets interesting. It’s *not* soulless. There’s a certain… practicality to it that I actually grew to appreciate. The staff are incredibly efficient and polite (it’s Japan, after all). They don’t hover, they don’t try to sell you stuff, they get the job done. And the clientele? A pretty wide mix, from families on road trips to business travelers. It felt… authentic. Not trying to be something it wasn’t. It’s comfortable without being overbearing. That's something I really liked.
Seriously though… the *noise*? Being right on the highway… is it a constant roar?
Alright, okay, let's address the elephant in the room… or, well, the *truck* on the highway. Yes, you *can* hear traffic. But the soundproofing is surprisingly decent. It’s not a deafening roar, more of a consistent hum in the background. I’m a light sleeper, and I managed just fine. Honestly, after a day of exploring and Japanese food, you’ll probably sleep through a nuclear siren. They're designed to be efficient, so you get the best sleep possible.
What's the Wi-Fi situation? Because I need to Instagram my adventures, obvi.
The Wi-Fi is usually pretty good! I got a solid connection in my room and wasn’t frustrated by it, which is more than I can say for *some* hotels I’ve stayed in. So, go forth and Instagram away! Share those travel photos, make everyone jealous. Just don't forget to experience the real world too, okay?
Any hidden gems or things I should watch out for?
Okay, here's a couple of things. First, the vending machines! Japanese vending machines are legendary, and they’re usually well-stocked with drinks and snacks. Embrace it. Second, *parking*. Most locations have ample parking, but double-check if you're relying on it. And finally… be prepared to appreciate the simplicity. It's not about the extravagant amenities; it’s about a cleanBook Hotels Now
