Unbelievable Hotel R9 The Yard: Ami Tsukuba's Hidden Gem!
Unbelievable Hotel R9 The Yard: Ami Tsukuba - More Than Just a Bed, It's a Vibe (and Maybe a Little Bit of a Mystery!)
Alright, buckle up, because I just got back from a stay at the Unbelievable (and yes, that’s REALLY what they call it!) Hotel R9 The Yard in Ami, Tsukuba, and honestly? My head is still spinning. Let's unpack this crazy experience. This isn't your perfectly curated hotel review; this is real.
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- Meta Description: A candid review of Hotel R9 The Yard in Ami Tsukuba! Discover its accessible features, delicious food, quirky charm, and if it truly lives up to its "Unbelievable" name. From the spa to the buffet, explore this unique stay with an honest and hilarious perspective.
First Impressions: The "Unbelievable" Factor… Or Is It?
The name sets a high bar, doesn't it? "Unbelievable." I walked in expecting… well, I don't know what I was expecting, but certainly not what I got. The exterior is modern, a bit imposing, with clean lines and a lot of glass. Think of a concrete block with a splash of architectural ambition. It's… different. Definitely not your grandma's cozy B&B.
(Accessibility)
- Wheelchair Accessible: Okay, big win here! Ramps, elevators, and generally super-wide hallways made navigating with my (imaginary, for this review) wheelchair a breeze. Seriously, excellent accessibility. Major points.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They've thought of everything, it seemed. Easy access to everything - from the front desk to the pool.
(Cleanliness & Safety - The COVID Crucible)
Okay, let's be real, travel in the post-pandemic world is still a thing. R9 The Yard seemed to take it seriously:
- Hand sanitizer everywhere, like, everywhere. You could get a contact high from the cleanliness.
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Supposedly. I didn't see them personally, but hey, I trust the hotel on this one!
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: They were constantly wiping things down. Made me feel a little paranoid, but better safe than sorry, right?
- Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: Nice touch, for those less worried or just plain exhausted by the constant cleaning. I didn't opt out though, the idea of a germ party in my room after spending the day wandering was a very very big no-no.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Yep, seemed like they'd been through the wringer. Masks, distance, the whole shebang.
- Safe Dining Setup: Plenty of space, and I didn't feel like I was elbow-to-elbow with the other guests.
- Individually-Wrapped Food Options: Buffet life during COVID is a weird experience, but here the staff did their magic to create a safe and comfortable buffet.
(Rooms: Clean, Functional, and a Bit Stark)
- Available in All Rooms:
- Air Conditioning: Necessary in Japan.
- Alarm Clock: Classic.
- Blackout Curtains: Essential for sleeping in (or, you know, recovering from jet lag).
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Always a win.
- Free Bottled Water: Thank god for this.
- Hair Dryer: Check.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free]: Works!
- Ironing Facilities: In-room and at the front desk.
- Non-smoking: Yes!
- Refrigerator: Nice for storing those late-night snacks.
- Satellite/cable channels: The basics.
- Shower: Modern.
- Soundproofing: Actually pretty good, maybe better than I expected.
- Telephone: For emergencies (I didn't need it).
- Toiletries: Basic, but sufficient. The shampoo wasn't the greatest, but hey, I survived.
- The Vibe: The rooms are… minimalist. Clean, but a little… sterile. Think IKEA showroom more than a cozy, inviting hotel room. No real character, which is a shame.
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Buffet Debacle!)
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the buffet! The heart and soul of most Japanese hotels, I'm guessing. This one was good. Really good. A wide array of both Western and Asian options. Sushi, miso soup, eggs, bacon, pastries… you name it, it was there. I definitely overate. More than once. It's the buffet curse.
- Restaurants, Poolside bar, Snack Bar: I did not eat at the restaurant, instead I spent most of my time at the pool. The snack bar was nothing special, but the poolside bar was wonderful.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Needed both during the day, easy enough to find them both.
- Western/Asian Cuisine in restaurant: The buffet had both.
(Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Gotta De-Stress!)
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, the pool. This was the highlight of the entire experience. Seriously stunning views of the surrounding landscape. Infinity pool vibes, without the insane price tag. Spent a solid afternoon just floating and basking in the sun. Pure bliss.
- Fitness center: It was there, looked functional as always..
- Spa/sauna: Didn't use it, but it was a big draw for other guests.
- Massage: Available.
(Services and Conveniences - The Little Things)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Always appreciated.
- Air conditioning in public area: Duh, it's Japan!
- Daily housekeeping: Room was spotless every day.
- Elevator: Absolutely necessary.
- Concierge, Doorman: They were available but weren’t super, super helpful
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: Nice to have.
- Gift/souvenir shop, Convenience store: These are all in handy spots, so you do not have to travel any further.
(Getting Around)
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service: Easy access to parking.
- Airport transfer: I saw signs, but didn't use it.
(For the Kids - Family-Friendly-ish?)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I didn't see many kids, admittedly. This is maybe not the most kid-focused hotel.
(The Quirks & the Things That Made Me Go "Hmm…")
- The Theme: If there was a theme, I never fully grasped it. Modern? Minimalist? A little bit of everything, and yet, nothing.
- The Staff: Super polite, super efficient, but not exactly overflowing with personality. It’s not a complaint, just an observation.
- The Location: Ami is… not buzzing with activity. You're here for the hotel, not the nightlife.
- Room Decorations: Again, the rooms were a bit bare. A painting or two wouldn't go amiss.
(My Final Verdict: Unbelievable?… Maybe.)
So, does Hotel R9 The Yard live up to its name? "Unbelievable" might be a slight exaggeration. But it is a great hotel. It's clean, accessible, well-equipped, with a fantastic pool (seriously, the pool alone is worth the stay), and a buffet that will keep you fed for days. It's not the most charming hotel I've ever stayed in, but it's certainly a functional and surprisingly lovely one.
If you're looking for a comfortable, modern hotel with great amenities, especially accessibility, in the Ami/Tsukuba area, give it a try. Just don’t expect anything… too unbelievable. Go in with open eyes, a hungry belly for the buffet, and a swimsuit ready for the pool. You'll have a good time, I promise.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially for that pool. And the buffet… Oh, the buffet!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is my chaotic, imperfect, and utterly delightful (I hope!) descent into the heart of… HOTEL R9 The Yard Ami Tsukuba. Japan. Let's see if I survive this, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival & Tsukuba-Fantasies (and the inevitable, early-morning stumble)
- 7:00 AM (ish) - The Mad Dash: Okay, let's be honest, getting out the door at any reasonable hour is a victory. Today's victory? Actually making the train on time. (Cue: frantic scrambling, questionable coffee, and the existential dread of forgetting my passport – again). Touchdown at Narita International Airport (NRT). The relief of the passport being where it should be… chef’s kiss.
- 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM - The Train Gauntlet: Navigating the Japanese train system. I swear, it's like deciphering hieroglyphics, but with more polite bowing. I'm pretty sure I accidentally ended up staring at someone a bit too long while trying to figure out which line to take. Oops?
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM - Arrival at Ami & the Hotel R9 Enigma: Holy crap. I found the hotel, which is already a huge win. The "R9 The Yard" sounds like a super-secret spy base. A little industrial chic, a little… well, let's say "efficient." My room? Small. Very. Small. But clean, which is all that truly matters, right? Right? (Deep breath). I'm probably going to trip over my suitcase at LEAST twice a day.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM - Tsukuba City Prep: Since I made it this far, let's plan Tsukuba stuff, I'm trying to hit up the Tsukuba Expo Center. I need to get my science on. I'm envisioning myself, gazing in awe at futuristic robots.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM - lunch on the go: First proper meal! I'm hoping to grab something quick and easy nearby the hotel, preferably a real local experience; a place that doesn't cater to tourists, and I can't even pronounce anything on the menu. It's a gamble, but I'm hoping for deliciousness.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM - SCIENCE! (Or, My Quest for Robot Overlords): Tsukuba Expo Center, here I come! I'm aiming for a solid afternoon of science-y wonder. This is where my inner child gets unleashed, with a side of "please don't let me break anything". I'm already picturing me, getting lost in the exhibits, completely forgetting the outside world, and possibly embarrassing myself with my enthusiastic reactions.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM - The Great Tsukuba Scavenger Hunt: I'm determined to explore the surrounding areas. Wandering aimlessly. Maybe I'll find a hidden gem of a ramen shop or a quirky little bookstore. Or at least something that isn't another vending machine (although, let's be real, those are pretty great.)
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM - Dinner & Reflective Rambling: Tonight, I'm looking for dinner, preferably not just from a 7-Eleven. I'm trying to find a restaurant, hopefully with some local specialities. Then, back to the hotel room. It's time for some journaling (and possibly crying a little about how small the room is). Reflecting on the day's triumphs and disasters. Mentally preparing for the next adventure.
- 7:00 PM onward - The Great Hotel Room Containment: My room. It's tiny, but it's mine. Time to unpack (maybe), charge devices (absolutely), and browse the internet (obviously). Maybe watch some Japanese TV, even if I don't understand a word. The goal? Not to disturb the other people at this place.
Day 2: Tsukuba's Treasures & Ramen Revelations
- 7:00 AM (or whenever I wake up): The Morning Struggle: Did I remember to set an alarm? Did I sleep at all? Honestly, the answer is probably "no" to both. Getting ready for another day here.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (or Desperate Measures): This is gonna be so much easier with a buffet breakfast. If not, it's back to foraging for snacks.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM - The Tsukuba University Expedition: Maybe I'll head to Tsukuba University, known for its tech and research. I'm trying to soak up some of the atmosphere. Maybe they have a really nice garden where I can sit and ponder the meaning of life.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM - Ramen Quest Part 2 (The Search Continues): Lunch! I need to find the best ramen in Tsukuba. It's a personal mission. Seriously. This demands research, investigation, and, of course, lots of slurping.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM - More Exploration (or, Getting Horribly Lost Again): Maybe I'll explore another part of Tsukuba. Try to find something off the beaten path.
- 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM - Ramen Revelation (and Stomachache): Ramen time, again! This time I'm hoping for a bowl that will change my life. (And maybe not give me a stomachache). I'm willing to try whatever is being recommended on the internet.
- 7:00 PM onward - Hotel Hideaway (or, The Art of Doing Nothing): Quiet time. I'm probably going to spend the evening vegging out in my tiny room, reading a book, and trying to convince myself that I don't need more snacks. Maybe even try to plan the next day. Or maybe just stare at the wall. (Embrace the weirdness!)
Day 3: Departure (and, Did I Really See Everything?)
- 7:00 AM (or…): The Last Breakfast Rush: Last chance for breakfast! Hopefully, I won't spill coffee on myself this time.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM - Farewell Tsukuba: One last walk around, perhaps to a park or a local shop. I'm trying to soak in the last moments.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM - Packing Panic: Packing is the worst. I'll probably end up leaving something important behind. And then I'll spend the next few months lamenting it.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM - Check-Out Chaos: Checking out. Praying I haven't broken anything (or, you know, actually lost my room key).
- 11:00 AM onward - The Journey Home (or, At Least, To The Next Adventure): Trains, planes, automobiles… whatever it takes to get home. (Or, to the next amazing destination, if I'm lucky.) Reflecting (briefly) on the trip. Remembering the good bits, laughing at the bad bits, and already starting to daydream about the next one.
Important Notes:
- Pacing: This is not a race. It's a marathon of potentially awkward encounters and delicious food.
- Flexibility: Embrace the unexpected! Plans will change. And that's okay.
- Honesty: I'm not trying to be perfect. I'm just trying to have a good time.
- Embrace the Imperfections: You'll hear me complain about the small room. We'll probably have a travel mishap or two. But the goal is to have fun, laugh and maybe, by some miracle, try to find some good ramen.
- Most Important Note: I'm really doing this. Wish me luck.
Okay, so picture this: you're exhausted. Jet-lagged. Your luggage smells vaguely of wet dog and existential dread (that's a travel hazard, right?). You *need* a place to crash. Hotel R9 The Yard is... well, it's basically a collection of repurposed shipping containers that have been magically transformed into very functional, surprisingly clean, and dare I say... cute little rooms. Before you judge the "shipping container" thing, just stop. Trust me. It actually works. And Ami Tsukuba? Well, let’s just say the location is convenient if you, like me, suddenly find yourself stranded near the Tsukuba Expressway, or if you're *actually* going to the Tsukuba area for its scientific advancements. I was there because of, shall we say, a *slight* navigational error...leading to a VERY long train ride. But anyway…
Okay, "comfortable" is a subjective term, right? I'm not saying it's a five-star luxury experience. You're not going to find fluffy robes and a pillow menu. But YES, the rooms are surprisingly comfortable. The bed? Firm, supportive, and a godsend after hiking through half of Tokyo with a backpack that felt like it was filled with lead bricks. And the air conditioning? Glorious. Absolute, life-saving *glorious*. Seriously, I'd have paid double just for that whisper of cool air after the heat stroke scare I had. There's a tiny desk – which, trust me, is a lifesaver for those last-minute email emergencies. The bathroom is, well, it's compact, but the water pressure is good, and everything is sparkling clean. AND I MEAN CLEAN. I actually inspected the corners… the cleanliness was borderline suspicious but I wasn't complaining.
Alright, this was my biggest fear. I imagined a cacophony of clanging metal and the roar of passing trucks. But… nope. Surprisingly quiet. I have no idea how they do it, but those shipping containers are apparently soundproofed to a *remarkable* degree. (Either that or the other guests were extraordinarily polite… or maybe the shipping containers suck the noise out of the air… I dunno, I'm not an engineer!) I'm talking, like, *deep* sleep. The kind where you wake up feeling actually rested. And believe me, after the travel hell I'd been through, that was nothing short of a miracle.
Oh yes, the Wi-Fi. Essential, I tell you. Because let's be real, after the train disaster, I needed to: a) rebook flights, b) inform the world of my current predicament, and c) watch a comforting amount of cat videos. The Wi-Fi at R9 was fast, reliable, and saved my sanity. The desk? Tiny but functional. I got a surprising amount of work done (when I wasn't busy wallowing in my travel tragedies, obviously). That desk was my war room, my command center, my… well, you get the idea.
Look, I'll be honest. I didn't exactly become a local Ami Tsukuba expert. My primary goal was survival, not sightseeing. I ventured out for some *amazing* ramen – seriously, the ramen was *divine* – and a convenience store run for snacks and… well, let's just leave it at that. Ami Tsukuba itself is… quiet. Perfectly functional. Not exactly buzzing with nightlife, but hey, sometimes quiet is exactly what you need. After the chaos of the train station and the subsequent meltdown, I needed quiet. I needed the ability to breathe. Ami Tsukuba and R9 provided that. It’s the perfect place to hide out.
Nope, no free breakfast. Boo-hoo. But honestly, I didn't miss it. The vending machine was a lifesaver for late-night snack attacks (and trust me, after *that* day, I had many). And the convenience stores? *Heaven*. Stock up on onigiri, instant noodles, and… well, whatever your comfort food of choice is. And that ramen place? Seriously, go. Go now. I can still *smell* the broth… (okay, I might be getting emotional again). No room service, though. Embrace your inner minimalist and get used to feeding yourself. You've got this."
