Reethi Faru: Maldives' Paradise Awaits – Unbelievable Luxury Awaits You!
Reethi Faru: Maldives' Paradise… Or a Pricey Paradise? My Honestly Messy Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from Reethi Faru in the Maldives, and my brain is still a glorious, sun-drenched mess. Forget pristine objectivity; this is going to be real, raw, and riddled with more tangents than a Maldivian sand spur. Get ready for a review that's less "perfect" and more… well, me.
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(Deep Breath) Okay, Here We Go…
Accessibility: The Elephant in the Reef
This is where things get a little… complicated. Reethi Faru says it’s got facilities for disabled guests. And, technically, they do (like a ramp at reception). But let’s be honest, the Maldives isn't exactly known for its wheelchair-friendly infrastructure. Getting around felt like a constant negotiation. The primary routes are sandy paths, which, as anyone who's ever tried to push a wheelchair on the beach knows, is a workout in itself. Thankfully, they had buggies that were mostly available, but relying on them felt like a lottery. I'd call ahead to make sure but it’s still a gamble. The truth is: if full accessibility is your top priority, do your research. It's a beautiful place, but maneuvering around the resort needs work.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges:
Okay, the main restaurant, "Spice," and the bars did have reasonable accessibility. Tables spaced far enough to maneuver through. That was definitely a relief. No real complaints there.
Internet: The Wi-Fi Whisper of the Islands
Oh, the Wi-Fi. This is where the "unbelievable luxury" promise got a bit shaky. FREE Wi-Fi in ALL Rooms! Yes, technically true. But picture this: a beautiful sunset, you're trying to upload that Insta-worthy picture, and… the internet decides to take a nap. It was consistently up and down. Fine for basic browsing, utterly useless for streaming or uploading anything of size. I'm now convinced that the signal is powered by the collective hopes and dreams of vacationers. Internet [LAN], I didn't even bother. Internet services: yeah, they have it. But the quality is… let’s just say it’s “island time” when it comes to speed. Seriously, expect a digital headache.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax…or, How I Tried to Chill
- Body Scrub/Wrap: They were heavenly. Truly. My skin felt like a silk scarf afterwards. Absolutely recommend.
- Fitness Center/Gym: Modern, well-equipped. I felt guilty about the view.
- Foot Bath: Ah, the foot bath. Pure bliss. A perfect pre-massage ritual.
- Gym/Fitness: See Fitness Center.
- Massage: I’m a massage snob, I admit it. But the spa at Reethi Faru does not disappoint. The therapists were incredibly skilled. My sore muscles turned to mush. Wonderful.
- Pool with View: Spectacular. The infinity pool overlooks the ocean, and it is stunning. I spent hours there, just staring. Then, a drink (or three).
- Sauna/Spa/Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: All great. They make you feel fancy.
- Swimming Pool / Swimming Pool [outdoor]: Loads of space. They’re pristine.
- Poolside Bar: The best. The best place to forget your worries.
But… Let Me Tell You About That SPA.
Honestly, the spa at Reethi Faru is worth the trip alone. I'm not a big spa person, usually finding them a bit…overhyped. But this place, this place was something else. I booked the "Island Paradise Ritual," which included a body scrub, wrap, and hour of an incredible massage. The therapists had this magic touch, a way of knowing exactly where I was holding tension. They knew how to work a body. All my worries, my work stress, my existential dread… all just melted away. I felt like I was floating on a cloud of coconut oil and serenity. After the massage, I was escorted to a relaxation room with a view of the ocean. I lay there, listening to the gentle lapping of the waves, sipping herbal tea… I think I'd found heaven. I wanted to stay there forever. It was one of the most profoundly relaxing experiences of my life. It’s pure indulgence.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Paradise?
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I had every confidence the resort took this stuff seriously. They seemed to clean everything constantly.
- Breakfast in room: Available! Just needed to order the night before.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Convenient for early excursions.
- Cashless payment service: Very convenient. Less faff.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Noticed it. Reassuring.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to know.
- First aid kit: Accessible.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Literally, everywhere.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good.
- Hygiene certification: Can't confirm, but I saw enough cleaning.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Mostly.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Generally observed. At the buffet, they had staff serve you to help keep the distance.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Seemed likely.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Excellent!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Good to know.
- Safe dining setup: Sounded great.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes, no complaints.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes, seemed like it.
- Sterilizing equipment: Likely.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food! (Mostly)
- A la carte in restaurants: Great options.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They have it.
- Asian breakfast / Asian cuisine in restaurant: Always fantastic
- Bar: Multiple. Plenty of cocktails to try.
- Bottle of water: Complimentary and plentiful.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The breakfast buffet was amazing. Seriously. Fresh fruit, pastries, a waffle station, eggs made to order, the works. I overate every single day. I'm not even kidding you. And I regretted nothing.
- Breakfast service: Great.
- Buffet in restaurant: Extensive!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant/Coffee shop: Excellent.
- Desserts in restaurant: Delicious and dangerous.
- Happy hour: Yes!
- International/Western cuisine in restaurant: Plenty of options.
- Poolside bar: Perfect for a sundowner.
- Restaurants: Several to choose from.
- Room service [24-hour]: Very convenient.
- Salad in restaurant/Soup in restaurant: Tasty and healthy.
- Snack bar: Perfect for a cheeky bite.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Options available.
- It can be a bit pricey: I'm not going to hold back. The prices are "resort-level." Be prepared to spend on food and drinks. It takes a toll.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Count
- Air conditioning in public area/rooms: Crucial.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Available.
- Business facilities: Available.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Contactless check-in/out: Efficient.
- Convenience store: For essentials.
- Currency exchange: Easy.
- Daily housekeeping: Yes, it was excellent. My room was always spotless.
- Doorman: Greeting you with a smile.
- Dry cleaning/Ironing/Laundry service: Available.
- Elevator: Accessible building.
- Essential condiments: Available.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Varied.
Okay, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your perfectly polished, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is real life, Reethi Faru style, a glorious, messy, sun-kissed week in the Maldives. Prepare for tangents, meltdowns (probably mine), and the unvarnished truth about what it’s really like.
Reethi Faru: Island of Dreams (and Maybe Fishbones)
Day 1: Arrival & The "Oh My God, I Died and Went to Heaven" Phase
- 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up in London. My inner dialogue is already screaming, "ARE WE SURE THIS IS WORTH IT?!" Still half asleep, struggling to squeeze into my jeans after eating a whole pizza the night before. Airport chaos. Check-in is a nightmare, which always makes me grumpy. Why can't airports be more like… the Maldives? (Spoiler: they can't).
- 11:00 AM (EST): Flight. Pray to the travel gods for a smooth flight. Also, pray there are no screaming children. And they came through (phew).
- Something o' clock: Touchdown in Male. Okay, the Maldives are actually real. The air smells like… expensive sunscreen and pure, unadulterated joy. It's like someone decided to invent the perfect temperature.
- Afternoon: Seaplane transfer. Picture this: a rickety little plane, the pilot looking like he might have walked straight out of a Bond film, soaring over the turquoise water. Mind blown. I'm pretty sure I said "WOW" about a thousand times.
- Arrival at Reethi Faru: The staff greets you with a fruity cocktail. I nearly choked on mine, overwhelmed by the sheer beauty. My voice is probably quivering with emotion as I make my way to my oceanfront villa. The villa is massive and perfect. I have a private plunge pool. I might live here forever.
- Evening: Dinner at one of the resort's restaurants. I think it was called "Haruge." The food was actually amazing, but I was too busy staring at the stars reflecting in the ocean to fully appreciate it. Maybe I'll order more food on the next round.
Day 2: Underwater Wonders & Coconut Regrets
- Morning: Snorkeling! I packed all my snorkeling gear with me, and I'm so excited to use it. The coral is literally bursting with color. I saw a sea turtle! (Cue: uncontrollable squealing). I think I briefly considered becoming a mermaid.
- Afternoon: I decide to finally try a coconut. I've never properly tasted a coconut. It's hard work to get into them! I ended up with coconut all over my face and hands, and the taste… well, let's just say I'm not a convert. I'm sticking to pineapple.
- Evening: Sunset cocktails at the bar. Met a lovely couple from… I think it was Finland. They are so relaxed. They shared some of their stories. They shared how they met. They gave me one more motivation to start living in love.
Day 3: Spa Day & Spiritual Awakening (or, The One Where I Almost Drowned)
- Morning: Spa time! I got a Balinese massage. Bliss. Utter, unadulterated bliss. I floated out of the spa feeling like a noodle. Pure joy. It was so quiet and relaxing, and the therapist seemed to know exactly how to get the knots out of my shoulders. I recommend this to everyone!
- Afternoon: Diving or snorkeling. I wanted to try diving. I love the underwater world, it's an amazing experience that everyone should try. But, no, it turns out my ears don't like the change of pressure. I almost drowned.
- Evening: Sulking in my villa. It was supposed to be a romantic dinner with my husband, but my ears still hurt a bit from diving, so I'd rather stay in the villa and rest in silence.
Day 4: Island Hopping & Shopping Shenanigans (or, The One Where I Accidentally Bought a Seashell Bra)
- Morning: Island hopping excursion. We visited a local island. It was fascinating to see the "real" Maldives, away from the luxury resorts. I bought a ridiculously oversized sun hat. I'll probably never wear it again.
- Afternoon: Back at Reethi Faru. I actually want to be a professional photographer, so I spent 4 hours taking pictures with my camera.
- Evening: I went shopping and, you guys, I may, or may not, have accidentally purchased a seashell bra. I can't even begin to defend this purchase. It was a moment. A weak moment. It's in my suitcase. It will probably stay there.
Day 5: Whale Sharks?! (Plus, Unexpected Emotional Breakdown)
- Morning: Another snorkeling trip. Suddenly the marine guide points. And there it is: A whale shark! I could barely breathe, this moment was so emotional. It was so huge but so gentle. It was, hands down, the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
- Afternoon: The whale shark encounter left me a bit… overwhelmed. I unexpectedly had a bit of a cry. Grief? Beauty? The Maldives are clearly affecting my emotions in ways I didn't anticipate.
- Evening: I had dinner at the restaurant "Rasage". Then I spent the rest of the evening on my balcony, listening to the waves and trying to process my emotions. I feel like I'm going through some sort of…emotional cleanse.
Day 6: Sunrise Yoga & The Great Book Read
- Morning: Sunrise yoga on the beach. I'm not a yoga person. I'm not normally a morning person. But there I was, contorting myself into various poses, trying to touch my toes while the sun climbed over the horizon. I fell over. Twice. Gloriously awkward. But the view was worth it.
- Afternoon: I'm taking a break from adventure. I spent the afternoon on my porch, drinking tea, reading the book. I don't think I've ever been so relaxed.
- Evening: Last dinner at Reethi Faru.
Day 7: Departure & The “I’m Never Leaving” Phase
- Morning: One last swim! One last breakfast buffet! One last look at that turquoise water! I'm starting to feel the dreaded "holiday blues" creep in.
- Departure: The seaplane back to Male. It's the most beautiful flight. I am already planning my return.
- Flight to somewhere else: I go to the airport, and I can't stop staring at the seaplanes. I am so sad to go back to reality.
This itinerary is just a suggestion. You'll get lost, laugh, cry, and probably overeat. Embrace the mess. Embrace the beauty. Embrace the fact that you're in the Maldives, and you're living the dream. Now, go make some memories. And don’t forget the sunscreen!
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Reethi Faru: Maldives' Paradise Awaits – Unbelievable Luxury Awaits You! (But Is It REALLY?)
Okay, so you say "Paradise." Is Reethi Faru actually… paradise? Like, *literal* paradise?
Alright, let's get REAL. Paradise? It's close. Like, *really* close. You know that feeling when you google "dream vacation" and then your screen blows up with impossibly blue waters and pristine white sand? Reethi Faru… delivers on a good chunk of that. The turquoise hues of the lagoon? Jaw-dropping. The sand? So soft, you could practically sleep on it (and I may or may not have actually considered it...).
But, and this is the *real* real, it's not PERFECT. You know how Instagram makes everyone's life look flawless? Well, paradise, even the Maldives kind, has a few… imperfections. Like, that rogue mosquito that *will* find you during sunset dinner. Or the slightly over-enthusiastic "welcome drink" that tastes… well, let's just say it's an acquired taste. And the initial jet lag... oh boy!
What are the rooms like? Specifically, the overwater bungalows. Because… overwater bungalows. Duh.
The overwater bungalows... *siiiiiiiigh*. Okay, deep breath. They're incredible. Seriously. I mean, imagine waking up and jumping straight into the ocean. Actually, I *did* jump straight into the ocean! The balcony has these steps that lead directly into the water. It's… life-changing. The decor is, let's say, "minimalist-chic-with-a-Maldivian-twist". Think clean lines, a huge bed (seriously, you could lose a small child in there), and a glass-bottom floor section so you can watch the fish swimming below.
The bathroom was also pretty amazing. Especially that giant tub! Although… and this is a minor gripe, the water pressure wasn't always consistent. One minute you're luxuriating in a waterfall, the next… a gentle trickle. First world problems, I know. Still, I spent so long in that tub. It was a complete bliss. But the bungalow's location? Honestly, some were a little far from the main areas, making the trek to breakfast a bit of a hike in the morning. I'd get some good sun, though!
Let's talk food. Is it just fancy, overpriced buffets, or is there actual good food?
Okay, the food. This is where Reethi Faru *really* shines, and where I was the happiest, especially when it got to dessert! I spent a lot of time at the buffet... I'm not going to lie. It wasn’t just "fancy, overpriced buffets," though. The variety was astounding. I'm talking everything from fresh sushi to perfectly cooked curries to mountains of fresh fruit. Yes, the prices are… well, let's just say you'll be paying more than you normally would. BUT the quality is generally excellent.
There are also a few a la carte restaurants. I personally loved the Italian place. The pasta was AMAZING. I mean, *amazing*. I had the carbonara one night, then went back the next and ordered the same thing. Don't judge me. It was that good. Also you have to try the coconut ice cream. My God. Pure heaven. Oh, also, there was a tiny bit of a wait for some of the a la carte restaurants. Planning ahead is key. And you know what? It gave me more time to think how I wanted to order pasta!
What about activities? Is it all just lying on the beach and sipping cocktails (which sounds amazing, btw)?
The beach-and-cocktails plan of action is definitely a viable option. I'm not gonna lie, I spent a solid chunk of time doing just that. The beach staff are amazing! They're always smiling and ready to bring you a drink. But! There's more. Way more.
Snorkeling is a MUST. The reef right off the beach is teeming with life. I saw so many colorful fish. I swear, one of them winked at me. Or maybe I was just delirious from the sun. They also have a dive center, which I didn't try, mainly because I'm a giant scaredy-cat, but friends of mine went and raved about it. They also have watersports (jet skis, paddleboards, etc. The jet skis looked tempting in their own way, but I was too busy drinking mai tais). I tried the spa. Pure bliss. Expensive, yes, but worth every penny.
The staff… are they as friendly as people say? Or is that just a Maldives thing?
Oh, the staff. This is the biggest highlight of Reethi Faru. Seriously, they're amazing. Everyone is genuinely friendly and helpful. This isn’t just the Maldives thing; it’s the Reethi Faru thing. I noticed it! From the moment you arrive, you’re greeted with smiles and warmth. They remembered my name! (Okay, maybe they all had name tags, but it felt personal.) They go above and beyond to make your stay comfortable.
I dropped my phone in the ocean (don't ask). Before I could freak out, a staff member saw it, dove in, and *retrieved it*! He even dried it off and brought it back to me. I mean, that's beyond fantastic service. Seriously. They made a trip that had a little bit of a disaster, a happy one.
Any annoying downsides? Be honest!
Alright, time for the skeletons in the closet (or, you know, the slightly less perfect aspects). Look, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. The biggest downside for me was the cost. It's expensive. REALLY expensive. Everything. Food, drinks, activities... Prepare your wallet.
Also, while mostly great, not every single meal was a culinary masterpiece. And remember that mosquito I mentioned? Yeah, bring bug spray! A lot of it. You'll need it. And, if you are super unlucky, some rooms are a little bit more exposed. The walk between the restaurants and the rooms isn't as fun in a downpour! And, you're far away from everything. So there's that. Still, you're in the Maldives. You’ll soon forget.
Overall, would you recommend Reethi Faru? And would you go back?
Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. Despite the price tag and the occasional mosquito bite, the experience was truly magical. It's a place where you can disconnect from the world and reconnect with yourself (and maybe a few colorful fish, too). The staff, the food, the jaw-dropping beauty… it all adds up to something special.
Would I go back? In a heartbeat. I'm already plotting my return trip. I'm saving up my pennies. And maybe, this time, I'll learn to scuba dive. I mean, what do I have to lose? The only thing to possibly lose is my sanity! I am ready forUnique Hotel Finds
