Escape to Paradise: Rainbowland Hotel's Subic Bay Adventure Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Rainbowland Hotel's Subic Bay Adventure Awaits! - A Whirlwind of Rainbows, Rollercoasters, and…WiFi Woes (and Wonders!)
Alright, folks, buckle up because I'm about to dump the whole, messy, glorious experience of Rainbowland Hotel in Subic Bay right onto you. Forget those polished-to-perfection reviews; this is the real deal. This adventure was like…well, imagine throwing a paint party, a spa day, a family reunion, and a business trip into a blender. The results? Utter chaos, moments of pure bliss, and a few minor (and major) frustrations. Let's dive in, shall we?
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Arrival & First Impressions: Rainbows? Check. Accessible? …Mostly.
The name, "Rainbowland," definitely delivers on the promise of color. The lobby is a kaleidoscope, which, frankly, is exhausting after a long journey. But hey, it's memorable! I'm usually more of a "minimalist beige" kinda person, but I have to admit, it did create a certain… vibe.
Accessibility: This is where things get a bit…uneven. The good news? The hotel does have facilities for disabled guests! Elevator? Check. Ramps? Mostly. But navigating the place, especially to get to the pool area from some rooms, felt like an obstacle course sometimes. It's not a dealbreaker, but make sure to call ahead and clarify specifics if accessibility is a top priority. The doorman were super helpful though- always there ready to help!
Rooms: WiFi Roulette and the Comfort of a Fortress
Okay, let's talk rooms. I had the "Deluxe Rainbow Suite" or something similarly flamboyant. Air conditioning? Blissfully cold and essential in the Subic heat. Blackout curtains? YES! My sleep schedule loved it! Free Wi-Fi? Well, that's where the rollercoaster started. They claim Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! - which is true (sort of)… but the connection was a bit like playing WiFi roulette. Sometimes blazing fast, sometimes… crickets. Internet access – LAN was available, too, which was a godsend when the wireless didn’t cooperate.
The room itself? Spacious, with a fantastic seating area, perfect for unwinding after a swim. The bathroom was functional, though the water took an eternity to heat up (a minor inconvenience). I LOVED the bathrobes and slippers, such a luxurious touch. Extra long bed was a lifesaver after a long day of travel.
The "Things to Do" Rollercoaster: Spa, Pool, and the Occasional Nap
Let’s talk about the fun stuff. Rainbowland delivers when it comes to relaxation… and also… a little bit falls short of the expectations.
Spa: The spa was a highlight! I indulged in a body scrub and felt my years of stress melt away. The massage was heavenly. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The sauna and steamroom are great for helping with muscle recovery.
Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] with view was absolutely STUNNING. Seriously. Picture this: crystal-clear water, palm trees swaying, and the ocean in the distance. I could have spent days just floating there. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver for cocktails.
Fitness Center: I made it to the Fitness center exactly once (hey, I was on vacation!), and it was basic but had what you needed. Nothing fancy.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with Ups and Downs)
The Restaurants were a mixed bag.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The Western breakfast was a solid offering with pancakes, bacon, and eggs. The Asian breakfast was also available, offering a great variety for everyone. Coffee/tea were flowing, and the juice selection was pretty decent.
- Restaurants: The International cuisine in restaurant was alright, but I’m not sure I would try it again. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was much more impressive.
- The bars: The Poolside bar and Bar were great for a quick drink or snack
Cleanliness, Safety, and the COVID-19 Era: A Balancing Act
Rainbowland definitely took Hygiene certification, I was very happy about that! I saw Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays. They offered Hand sanitizer, and the staff seemed diligent about staff trained in safety protocol to make you feel safe.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Concierge? Helpful, especially with arranging taxis.
- Laundry service? Convenient, though a little slow.
- Luggage storage? No problem.
- Cash withdrawal was extremely convenient.
- Convenience store for snacks.
For the Kids:
I didn't bring kids myself, but I saw families enjoying the hotel's Kids facilities. It seemed genuinely Family/child friendly.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Overall Verdict
Okay, Rainbowland isn't perfect. The WiFi can be a problem, and the accessibility could be better; but, you know what? That's part of the charm. It's not a sterile, corporate experience. It's a bit rough around the edges, a little bit over-the-top, but ultimately, it's fun.
My Final Thoughts:
Rainbowland Hotel? It’s a yes from me! Yes, the WiFi can be dodgy. Yes, sometimes the service is a little slow. But the location is fantastic, the spa is amazing, the pool is gorgeous, and the atmosphere is just… uplifting. It's a perfect place to escape, whether you want to relax, explore, or just soak up the vibrant energy. Would I go back? Absolutely. Just maybe with a spare portable hotspot tucked away, ready for WiFi war.
Rating: 4 out of 5 Rainbows (with a star knocked off for the WiFi).
P.S. I forgot to mention the Gift/souvenir shop! Don't miss it for all your tacky souvenir needs! It also has some useful items like essential condiments and Bottle of water in case you forget yours.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travelogue. This is the raw, unfiltered truth of my Rainbowland Hotel Subic adventure, warts and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster, because frankly, so was the trip.
Day 1: Plane, Trains, and…Panic? (Mostly Panic)
6:00 AM - Manila Airport: The Hunger Games of Luggage Retrieval. Seriously, who designed this airport? It's a battleground. After a flight that felt like I was crammed into a sardine can, I clawed my way through the baggage claim. Where's my bag? Oh, there it is… somewhere under a mountain of overflowing suitcases. My pre-trip zen vanished faster than a free donut.
8:00 AM - The Bus to Subic : Chugging Along… Slowly. The bus ride was… an experience. Let's call it "intimate." Picture a sweaty, slightly bumpy, three-hour journey crammed with people, chickens (yes, actual chickens), and the faint aroma of durian (WHY?!). I swear, I think I saw a woman knitting while simultaneously juggling three mangoes. Filipinos are next-level.
11:00 AM - Rainbowland Hotel Check-in: Tropical Paradise? Maybe. My Room… Less So. Okay, the lobby was cute. Rainbow-y, obviously. Promises of breezy balconies and ocean views swirled in my head. My room? Well, let's just say “charming” covered up the fact that the air con sounded like a dying walrus and the view was… the parking lot. Sigh. Perspective, I told myself. Perspective. (Also, where's the wifi password?!)
12:30 PM - Lunch at the Hotel Restaurant: Foodie Fantasy… Nope. The menu looked promising! Shrimp sinigang, adobo… all the Filipino classics. My first bite into the sinigang: sour, but not the good kind. More like "someone-accidentally-doused-this-in-vinegar" sour. The adobo was… okay. Perfectly edible, but nothing that would make me forget I nearly lost my luggage earlier that day.
2:00 PM - Poolside Debacle: I'm Not a Pool Person. The pool looked inviting. Crystal clear, inviting blue… I, however, am NOT a pool person. Too much sun, too much chlorine, too much… people. I lasted about 15 minutes before retreating to the relative safety of an umbrella. The sun was just too much for me, just.
4:00 PM - Beach Walk: Sand, Sun, and Existential Dread. The beach… now that was a different story. The sand was ridiculously soft, the waves whispered secrets. I wandered along, trying to clear my head. I had a sudden urge to collect some seashell but the sheer number of them made me give up quickly.
7:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel Bar: Fishy Misadventures. Ordered grilled tuna. It wasn't grilled. It was… microwaved? The fish was dry and flavorless. I sent it back, which is something I NEVER do. The waiter was bewildered. I spent the rest of the evening nursing a San Miguel, watching the karaoke.
Day 2: Water Woes, Unexpected Joys, and Karaoke Carnage
9:00 AM - Breakfast: The Scramble for Scrambled Eggs. The breakfast buffet was… again, okay. The scrambled eggs were definitely not scrambled. I think they were fried, and then kind of mashed up. The coffee was strong, at least, thank goodness.
10:00 AM - Ocean Adventure Part 1: Snorkeling… or Trying To. Spent the morning trying to snorkel. The ocean was murky, the coral was… underwhelming. I got more water up my nose than I did see fish, and nearly drowned. Then I took some time to watch the people at the hotel enjoying this. Some were clearly experienced while others were also struggling.
1:00 PM - A Feast for the Senses and Stomach: This was the high point. This was the best part of it all. Found a little eatery a short bus ride away from the hotel. They served traditional Filipino lunch, dishes like sisig and chicken inasal. The food was incredible! Everything was so flavorful, bold, and delicious. It was like my taste buds were having a party.
3:00 PM - Ocean Adventure Part 2: The Kayaking, It Was Fun! I rented a kayak and paddled through the crystal-clear water. The exercise, the sun, the simple act of being on the water… it was blissful. I felt completely at peace.
7:00 PM - Karaoke Disaster at the Hotel Bar: (Singing) My Way to Awkward. Karaoke night! I was peer pressured into singing. I chose a song I knew, and sang… terribly. I butchered every note. Everyone was laughing, including me. Honestly, it was embarrassing. But also… hilarious. And I think I was starting to loosen up.
10:00 PM - Midnight Snack: I Have the Munchies The hotel staff had completely run out of snacks. Feeling a bit hungry I just ate the chips and crackers from my care package I brought.
Day 3: Farewell, Rainbowland! (And Some Unexpected Finds)
9:00 AM - Final Hotel Buffet: Eggs and the Long Goodbye. The buffet was the same, but the breakfast was better. Maybe it was because my expectations were lower, or because I'd found my inner peace.
10:00 AM - Souvenir Shopping: The Hunt for the Perfect T-Shirt. I actually found a cool tie-dye that would make a gift.
12:00 PM - Check Out: The escape. It was time to get out of here. Check out was smooth, so that went well
1:00 PM - The Bus Back: The Home Stretch. The bus ride back was uneventful. I slept most of the way, dreaming of air conditioning and decent grilled fish.
4:00 PM - Manila: Back to Reality!
Overall:
Rainbowland Hotel Subic? Not perfect. The food was inconsistent. The service was sometimes…quirky. The room could use an upgrade. But you know what? I actually liked it. The location was great. The people were friendly. And despite the mishaps, the moments of joy—the perfect meal, the kayak ride, the karaoke cringe—made it unforgettable. It wasn't Instagram perfect, it was real. And sometimes, the real stuff is better. Would I go back? Maybe. But this time, I'm bringing my own fish (JK).
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Escape to Paradise: Rainbowland Hotel - Subic Bay Adventure Awaits! (Seriously, Does It?) - FAQs...Kinda
1. Okay, so Rainbowland... Is it REALLY a rainbow, or just, like, a slightly colorful hotel?
Alright, lemme be brutally honest: the name "Rainbowland" sets this expectation, right? Like, you're picturing unicorns and pots of gold at the end of the hallway. Nope. Not exactly. It's more of a "splashes of color against a neutral background" kind of rainbow. Think...a pastel-adjacent aesthetic. Honestly, it's pleasant. But rainbow-tastic? Maybe on a *very* optimistic day. My kiddo, bless her heart, was utterly devastated we didn't see a real-life rainbow. Cue the waterworks! (Worth packing extra snacks, people.)
2. Subic Bay Adventure – what adventures are we actually talkin' about here? Scuba diving? Jet skis? (Pray tell, are jet skis actually affordable?)
Okay, the "Adventure" part is where things get interesting. Subic's got some serious potential, don't get me wrong. They offer a bunch of stuff, from the usual suspects (scuba, jet skis – YES, they're expensive, I checked) to more... uh... "land-based adventures." I went for the go-karting. The memory? My face covered in mud and the crushing realization I am *not* a race car driver. But it was FUN! I saw kids who are definitely better than me. My partner, he was all about the zip-lining – and he loved it. (I stayed on the ground, thank you very much. heights and I? Nope.) So, adventure? Yes. Exactly the one you picture in a brochure? Maybe not. But there's *something* for everyone, even a scaredy-cat like me. Just be prepared to spend a little. And maybe bring a change of clothes. And a good sense of humor. (Seriously, the go-karting…)
3. The Rooms! Are they clean? Is the air-conditioning a death machine or a blessed relief? (Because, tropics.)
Ah, the ROOMS. The battlefield of every tropical vacation! Okay, so, I'll give you the skinny: Generally, yes, they were clean. Not *hospital clean*, but definitely livable. The air-conditioning? Phew! A lifesaver. Seriously. You'll be thanking your lucky stars for that sweet, sweet, cold air after a day in the sun (or, let's be honest, standing in line for a questionable amusement park ride). But... the walls weren't exactly soundproof. We heard the family in the next room *very* clearly. The giggling, the kids screaming (kids!), the occasional… uh… *other noises*. Consider earplugs. Seriously.
4. Food, glorious food! What's the dining situation? Are we talking buffet of dreams or buffet of disappointments? (And are there vegetarian/vegan options?)
Okay, FOOD. This is where things get… variable. The buffet? It's… a buffet. There's a wide variety to choose from which is a plus. The breakfast buffet was decent, the lunch? Better. Dinner? Mostly underwhelming. The quality wasn't bad, just…forgettable. Definitely eat the fresh fruit. That alone, I'll say, was Paradise. Vegetarian/vegan options? They *claim* to have them. But sometimes, it's a bit of a scavenger hunt. Ask. Clarify. Then ask again. (And maybe pack a protein bar or two, just in case.) I'm always cautious with buffets but I'll say, it's what you'd expect in the region.
5. The Pool. Is it Instagram-worthy? Or just a giant chlorine bath? (And do they have towels?)
The pool is… fine. It's a pool. It's clean. (I think.) It's not exactly the infinity pool of your dreams, overlooking a breathtaking ocean vista, more like… a rectangle of water. Now, the towels: a bit of a gamble! Sometimes, you'd get fluffy, white towels. Other times, you'd get… well, less fluffy, slightly threadbare towels. But yes, they *do* have towels. And the kids loved it. That's what matters right? Although, I'm a bit biased. After spending one afternoon, basking in the sun, I almost fell asleep in the pool. Yes, I fell asleep. And no, I didn't drown. I'm still here to tell the tale. So, the pool? Acceptable. The memories? Priceless (and a little ridiculous.)
6. Any hidden fees or unexpected costs I should be aware of? (Because, budget!)
Oh, yes, the hidden fees! The bane of every vacationer's existence. They're sneaky! Okay, so, the advertised price is just a *starting* point. There's usually a resort fee, taxes (of course), and then the extras. Those little things add up. The bottled water in the room is not free (like, *really* not free). The activities? Extra. The extra towels you might need because you are me and fell asleep in the pool? Extra. Be prepared. Budget carefully. Otherwise, you'll be eating instant noodles for the last few days. Or, worse…scrimping on ice cream for the kids. (The horror!)
7. The Staff. Are they helpful? Smiling? Or just kinda… there?
The staff? Mostly lovely! Seriously. They were generally friendly and helpful, though sometimes a bit slow. "Island Time," you know? They'll try their best, but keep in mind, the language gap and cultural differences exist. Be patient. Be polite. Smile. (And tip generously; it goes a long way.) I had one amazing interaction with a woman at the front desk who went above and beyond when I forgot my partner's very important allergy medicine. Talk about a savior! They are not perfect, but there are some truly great people.
8. Is it kid-friendly? Because dragging a screaming toddler anywhere… well, you know.
Kid-friendly? Mostly, yes. There is a play area and a kids' pool, which is a huge plus. And they had a bunch of kid-friendly activities. Mine loved the pool. (Obviously). The main issue? The sheer volume of kids. Everywhere. Which, if you have kids, is great! If you *don’t* have kids… well, just be prepared for the noise. Also, keep an eye on them, and be wary of the pool. It's a fun time, but also a bit overwhelming, I'll be honest.
9. Would you go back? (Be honest!)
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