Johannesburg's BEST Kept Secret: Dante's Luxury Apartment Awaits!
Dante's Luxury Apartment Awaits! - A Johannesburg Secret… That's Now Out! (My Honest, Unfiltered Take.)
Okay, so Johannesburg. It's a city that hits you hard, right? Full of energy, grit, and a whole lotta… well, everything. Finding a true haven, a place that feels safe and luxurious in that chaos? That's a challenge. But then I stumbled upon Dante's Luxury Apartment Awaits! And honestly? It's been a journey, a rollercoaster of "WOW" and the occasional "Hmm…" Let's unpack this experience, shall we? Buckle up, because this is going to be a messy, honest, and definitely opinionated review.
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First Impressions & Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, The Almost Great
Finding the place itself? Easy. The location's spot-on - a decent central hub that allows for easy access to everything. But let's get real: Johannesburg isn't exactly known for its smooth traffic flow. So, be prepared.
Accessibility? Hmm. They boast "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start. The on-site facilities are pretty standard -- but I didn't dig deep into to test this, i.e. the actual room! I imagine there is good wheelchair acess as the hotel is modern. They do have an elevator which is a must.
The Internet (Because, Let's Face It, We All Need It):
Okay, here we go! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! And it's… mostly good! The Internet itself and Wi-Fi in public areas were both reliable enough to get work done. Not lightning speed, but definitely acceptable. They also offer Internet [LAN] which is pretty antiquated these days but at least the option is available for those who may need it. One minor grumble? Spotty signal in the furthest corner of the… well, let's just say I had to relocate to get a decent connection for that Zoom call. But hey, Free Wi-Fi for special events is a plus. (Side note: the fact that they offer Audio-visual equipment for special events is a nice touch.)
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe in the City?
This is HUGE in Jozi. Cleanliness and safety are paramount. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I scrutinized everything. They're clearly taking things seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and professional-grade sanitizing services? Check, check, check. They’ve completely updated their sanitation! Staff trained in safety protocol, hand sanitiser EVERYWHERE, and a doctor/nurse on call is a real comfort. Safe dining setup and sanitised kitchen and tableware items are also a big plus. They even have those individually-wrapped food options! Sigh.
I didn't feel completely paranoid which felt pretty good, especially with CCTV in common areas and outside property and security [24-hour]. Fire extinguisher and smoke alarms were present. They did a great job in that department!
The Rooms: My Little Slice of Luxury (Mostly)
Okay, the apartments are the star of the show, or at least that's what they should be. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Sadly, yes. Bathrobes? Oh, yes! (I may or may not have lived in it). Blackout curtains? Blessedly yes. Coffee/tea maker (and complimentary tea!), desk, extra long bed (which was a godsend!), free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box… it's all there.
The room was surprisingly large, with a seating area which made it feel less like a hotel and more like a real apartment, perfect for relaxing and recharging. The Separate shower/bathtub was a nice touch. The soundproofing was good, and I did appreciate it as the hotel is in the city. Oh, I also had the bathtub, which I used more than I should probably admit. Yes to the slippers, too.
But here's where it gets a little messy. The decor? It's…well, it's trying to be luxurious. Think modern, minimalist with some bold statement pieces. Some of it works. Some of it… doesn't quite hit the mark. The lighting in my room was a bit too harsh. The pillows were a little too fluffy. Details, right?
Dining & Drinking: From Asian to Just Plain Awesome
Oh, and the food. Restaurants, bars, and coffee shops on-site are a real blessing! They've got an a la carte restaurant with Asian cuisine in restaurant. (Alternative meal arrangement available, which is great if you're picky like me.) They also have a poolside bar--which I spent a good amount of time at! Happy hour was fantastic. The Western breakfast and breakfast [buffet] were AMAZING!. I took full advantage of that room service [24-hour]. I also used the snack bar for a quick bite. Seriously, the food was a highlight. Not Michelin-star, but genuinely enjoyable. I'd give it a solid four stars.
Ways to Relax (Because You Need to):
This is where Dante's shines. This is where it REALLY shines! The Spa! OMG. The spa itself is just… lovely. The Pool with view is gorgeous, and I probably spent too much time in the outdoor swimming pool. There is also a sauna, spa/sauna and steamroom. This is the kind of "escape" you need after pounding the pavements of Jozi.
I booked a massage. And. It. Was. Divine. Seriously. I got a body scrub and enjoyed a foot bath. The therapists are skilled, attentive, and the whole experience was just incredibly relaxing. I'd go back just for the spa.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They've got the basics covered, of course. Concierge, daily housekeeping, elevator, laundry service, safe deposit boxes. The dry cleaning was a life saver for my travel-worn clothes. They even have currency exchange. All the things you expect in a decent hotel.
For The Kids:
They cater to families to a degree: Babysitting service, kids facilities available.
Getting Around: Navigating Jozi (Without Losing Your Mind)
Airport transfer? Excellent! Car park [free of charge]? HUGE plus. Car park [on-site], valet parking, and taxi service are all available.
The Quirks & Quirks & the Oddities (Because Life Isn't Perfect):
Okay, here's my completely candid, stream-of-consciousness:
- The welcome drink on arrival? A nice touch. But the tiny plastic cup? Not so luxurious. I felt slightly…underwhelmed.
- I did accidentally leave a shirt in the closet, and no one contacted me. A small thing, but it would have elevated my experience.
- One of my favourite things to do was chill on the Terrace. The views were amazing, and the overall atmosphere was great!
The Verdict: Worth It? Absolutely.
So, would I recommend Dante's Luxury Apartment Awaits!? Absolutely. It's not perfect. It's got some rough edges. But it's a genuinely lovely place to stay. The spa alone is worth the price of admission. And the staff are genuinely friendly and helpful. Is it a secret anymore? Probably not. But it's still a gem. It provides a MUCH needed haven in the city.
My Final, Opinionated Rating:
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars.
Would I go back? YES! Especially for that massage… and the breakfast. Definitely the breakfast.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst (and probably spilling a little bit of Amarula in the process) into my chaotic, Johannesburg adventure. This is my "Dante’s Agoda Spectacular Entire Apartment" experience, or at least…what I think it's going to be.
Day 1: Arrival - Airport Chaos & Apartment Dreams (And a Near-Wardrobe Malfunction)
- 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM (ish): GET UP! After a torturous overnight flight from…well, let's just say the other side of the planet. My internal clock is screaming, my hair looks like a startled bird's nest, and I'm pretty sure my socks are still on backward. This is the glamour of travel, people!
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Airport hell. OR Tambo International Airport. I'd heard tales, mostly terrifying, and they turned out to be… mostly true? The passport control line snaked along, a testament to humanity's capacity for patience. Finally, sweet, glorious customs clearance! Then, the baggage carousel: a cruel, metal serpent. My suitcase, predictably, was the last one out. It was a small victory. A tiny, weary victory.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Taxi/Uber Search & Hilarity (or lack thereof). Okay, finding a reliable taxi that doesn't smell of mystery meat and broken dreams is a feat of endurance. I finally flagged down an Uber, prayed to the travel gods for a clean car (thankfully, it was), and we were off!
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The Apartment - FINALLY! Dante's "Spectacular" Apartment. I booked it on Agoda, hoping for the best. Crossing my fingers. The pictures online were…decent. Praying it's not a total bait-and-switch situation. I'M HERE. I’m in. Omg. It's actually nice! Clean, bright, a little more spacious than pictures suggest! Hallelujah and pass the coffee!
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Unpack. Explore. Panic. I need to get my bearings. Maybe a quick inventory of the place. Is there a coffee maker? Please, please, tell me there’s a coffee maker… YES! Victory! Wait. No toilet paper! Dammit! Okay, breathe. Shopping run needed… right after a quick, very necessary nap.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Napping and a near wardrobe malfunction! In my rush to “relax” I accidentally sat on a tiny needle and the resulting jolt catapulted my skirt to… the floor? Almost flashed the whole neighborhood! Whew, crisis averted!
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Grocery Store Quest. Shopping for essentials! My attempt at purchasing some local snacks turned into an hour-long staring contest with the South African chip aisle. So many flavors! So much choice! Eventually, I threw my hands up and bought… everything. Don’t judge. Jet lag is a powerful motivator.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Apartment Reconnaissance, Take Two: Now that I'm caffeinated and snack-laden, a deeper dive. The view from the balcony is incredible. Johannesburg, stretching out below me, a sparkling tapestry of city lights. What a view!
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Attempt at cooking (and failing). Trying to whip up something vaguely edible with my groceries. This is where my adventure goes from travel to disaster. The cooking is bad. The smoke alarm is worse!
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner Outing… or, I'm on the Road! - The place I found is "The Grillhouse Rosebank". The reviews are amazing! This restaurant is located near my apartment in the Rosebank neighborhood. I am praying for an incredible experience. After all, no one wants to eat a burnt meal.
- 9:00 PM - onwards: Post-Dinner Reflections and the Nightcap. The Grillhouse was exactly what I needed. Such great food and experiences! Now, back to the apartment. The city lights are calling, and I'm falling asleep!
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and a Dash of Misadventure
- 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast and Prep - Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Thank god the coffee machine made an appearance! Now, ready for a (somewhat educated) day trip.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Soweto Tour - A must! But also, a bit intimidating. This neighborhood is incredibly important in South Africa's history. I'm aiming for a guided tour, ideally one that gives me a real sense of the place, not the touristy fluff. Hoping the tour isn't too overwhelming, too full of platitudes. I want honesty.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch in Soweto. I need to try the local food! Maybe some bunny chow? Or pap and sheba? The food, the culture, the history… I'm already overwhelmed, but in that good, excited way.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Apartheid Museum. Sobering. Powerful. Unforgettable. I might need to sit down for a bit after this. This place has lots of emotional impact.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Park and Chill. Need a moment to breathe before I go back to the apartment.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the Apartment and Reflect. Still processing everything.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Shopping Again. I saw some souvenirs I need to grab. My family is expecting something from Africa.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner time!
- 9:00 PM - Onwards: Bedtime.
Day 3: Johannesburg Delights, Unexpected Detours, and the Sweet Sting of Departure
7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Sleeping In. I am ready for some sleep. I might not even get out of bed at all today!
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Roaming Around. Getting the lay of the land. Going to see what I might enjoy this trip.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Maybe a quick lunch.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Another Experience! More sightseeing, or maybe just wandering around.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Last Minute Adventures.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Finishing Packing.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Reflecting Time.
9:00 PM - ?: Sleep and Farewell, Johannesburg.
Departure Day: Breakfast, pack, check out, Uber back to the airport, and brace myself for another long flight. Sigh. But, hey, I'll have the memories (and maybe a slightly burnt taste in my mouth from that cooking attempt) to keep me going!
Okay, so it's not perfect. It's a little messy. But it's mine. Johannesburg, here I come!
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Dante's Luxury Apartment: The Unofficial FAQ (Because Let's Be Real, Secrets Are Meant to be Shared...Sort Of)
Alright, picture this: You're tired. Johannesburg has, let's face it, beat you up a little. You need a proper escape. Dante's... that's where the magic *might* happen. It's allegedly a luxury apartment, a hideaway, a 'best-kept secret'. (And honestly, the "secret" part is a bit overblown now, isn't it? The cat's out of the bag, folks.) They boast about designer everything, views, the works. But the REAL secret... is whether or not it lives up to it! Let's just say... I've had experiences.
Think of it as a really beautifully decorated, temporary home. Hopefully. Sometimes.
"Luxury"? Here's where it gets tricky. The photos? Gorgeous. The reality? Well... One time I showed up and the "luxury" shower had a slightly dodgy water pressure. Like, almost mist-like at times. (My hair suffered. Dramatic pause). Another instance? The Italian leather sofa? Perfect. Until I spilled red wine. Multiple times. I'm not even a particularly clumsy person! Anyway, you’ll find *some* lovely touches. The bedding? Usually top-notch. The view? Often spectacular. But don't go expecting Buckingham Palace. Definitely pack your own hairdryer; the ones supplied are, shall we say, 'basic' and sometimes disappear.
Pro Tip: Always, ALWAYS check the water pressure *before* you unpack.
They strategically omit the exact address, because 'secrets', right? I'm not going to reveal the exact location (I'm trying to maintain some semblance of discretion here!). But in my experience, it's in a pretty central area. I've always needed to take car there, but you, depending on your location, will probably need to navigate some classic Jo'burg traffic. Prepare yourself. Traffic is a constant companion in Johannesburg. My best advice? Leave Early. Or, you know, fly in a helicopter. (I wish!)
This is a valid concern. Johannesburg has its reputation. Dante's generally seems to be situated in a building with good security. Guards, cameras, the whole shebang. (Honestly, security is the thing they actually *do* consistently well.) I've always *felt* safe (though after my red wine incident, I was probably more worried about the sofa than anything else!). Still, always be aware of your surroundings. Lock your doors. Don’t flash expensive jewelry. The usual precautions. Don’t be a hero.
One evening, when I stayed, I heard some shouting from a nearby street. I was mildly terrified. I hid. All good, eventually, but still a bit of a wake-up call.
Expect things. Expect a fully equipped kitchen (sometimes with decent appliances). Expect Wi-Fi (usually… but it can be a bit temperamental, like trying to befriend a grumpy cat). Expect a TV (with "channels" that might or might not work properly. Bring your own streaming passwords. Seriously). Expect clean linens (usually). A pool? Maybe. A gym? Possibly. The availability of these vary. I think. It's really about expectation management. Don't expect the world, and you MIGHT be pleasantly surprised. Or intensely frustrated. One or the other. Or both.
One time, there was a balcony with a breathtaking view of the city. Another time, there wasn't. It's a bit of a lottery.
There's usually a kitchen. Which means, in theory, you *can* cook. But whether you *want* to... that's another story. My recommendation is to stock up on groceries *before* you arrive, because sometimes the nearest shops are a bit of a trek, and you don't want to be starving at midnight. You're in the city, so there are dining options aplenty, and they'll deliver, but the apartment won't typically have food included in the stay.
I recommend buying snacks! Seriously. Always.
Ah, service. The elusive beast. With a secret apartment, you'll see little in the way of hands-on service like a hotel will provide. Don't expect a butler. Or even a concierge. Actually, do not expect a concierge! Occasionally, there's someone to check you in/out, or to fix issues. If there's a problem, you’ll need to contact the people managing the property. They can be slow to respond sometimes. A little patience goes a long way. So, be prepared to be self-sufficient. You are on your own, truly, in this experience.
I actually had a problem with a broken toilet once, and it took *days* to get it fixed. DAYS! Let me tell you, that experience was...unpleasant.
Romantic getaway? Potentially, yes. But, and it's a BIG but, you've got to be prepared to roll with the punches. If you're expecting a flawless, Hollywood-style romantic experience, you might be disappointed. Because life isn't a movie. If there are things like dodgy water pressure or the lack of coffee, then that can be a mood killer. I've stayed with couples, and some loved it, some didn't. It can work if you have a sense of humor, and you're both adaptable. If you're just looking for a crashpad, well, it works for that, too.
One romantic instance went surprisingly well, but then we got locked out of the apartment at 2 am. So, yeah. Bring a spare key, or two, or three.
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